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Forces: Dick Van Dyke, 'Joanna' (piano), 'Knackers' (spoons)

Duration: Infinity

This was, what I thought would be, the first of many works of fiction, but as it turns out, I haven't written any more. If anyone knows Dick Van Dyke, and believes he may be interested in playing the piece to infinity, please get in touch.

It came into being after being asked to write a graphic piece that would constitute the front page of the online journal Le Cool, suffice to say it was never used.

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