Londinium

(2007)

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Forces: Dick Van Dyke, 'Joanna' (piano), 'Knackers' (spoons)

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Duration: Infinity

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This was, what I thought would be, the first of many works of fiction, but as it turns out, I haven't written any more. If anyone knows Dick Van Dyke, and believes he may be interested in playing the piece to infinity, please get in touch.

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It came into being after being asked to write a graphic piece that would constitute the front page of the online journal Le Cool, suffice to say it was never used.