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Intro

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Nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus
off she went with a trumpety trump trump trump trump
the head of the herd was calling far far away...

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Piggy

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Hello little Johnny
wanna see the piggy go sewee sewee sewee?
marvel at his pedigree
watch him smoke a cigarette elegantly
what's up little Suzie?
never seen an elephant fuck a pig before?
why not bring the family?
candy and concessions at the door

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ladies and gentlemen come and see
It's fun for all the family
behold the Piggyphant stand aghast
wind him up and watch him dance

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this little piggy comes out to play
this little piggy goes all of the way
this little piggy in his own tin can
can you smell the bacon?

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welcome lords and ladies
wanna see the elephant ride the bicycle?
tonight for one night only
cross my palm with gold and marvel at the spectacle
what's up little Suzie?
never seen an elephant fuck a pig before?
why not bring the family?
candy and confessions at the door

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a twinkle in his mother's eye
brought up whining in the stye
the finest freak you'll ever see
watch him bow on bended knee

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this little piggy comes out to play
this little piggy goes all of the way
this little piggy in his own tin can
this little piggy run as fast as you can
this little piggy's on a one night stand
this little piggy wants to suckle the man
this little piggy should have stayed at home
why not taste the bacon?

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you have been so incredibly kind

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umpahpah umpahpah everyone knows hahaha
umpahpah umpahpah anything goes blahblahblah

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seweepahpah seweepahpah seweepahpah seweepahpah

all that you have taught me I will not forget

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Theme

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I spy
with vacant dry eyes
a stream of black lies
in which you'll drown and die

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and so it's goodbye
look back and see me smile
unzipped and cracked with style
no fucking mercy this time

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zippety doo da zippety ay
my oh my what a wonderful day
plenty of payback coming your way
zippety doo da zippety ay

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born without
soft lips hard teeth and mouth
with YKK stitched down
I'm just your zipperfaced clown

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so watch me bring the curtains down
upon this filthy god forsaken crowd
and watch them disappear without a sound
unveil a show even the marquis would be proud

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zippety doo da zippety ay
my oh my what a wonderful day
plenty of payback coming your way
zippety doo da zippety ay

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Here's the Pitch

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Father who art in hell
you and me will set them free in the name of liberty
milk blood from oil wells
see the monkeys all in line watch them drumming all in time

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badaboom badaboom one by one
badaboom badaboom go the guns
badaboom badaboom fun fun fun
badaboom badaboom martyrdom
badaboom badaboom for your son
badaboom badaboom run run run

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father show me how
you collect the scalps and teeth and I'll round up and bleed the sheep
accept this holy cow
all hands armed and set to push all behold the burning bush

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badaboom badaboom one by one
badaboom badaboom go the guns
badaboom badaboom fun fun fun
badaboom badaboom martyrdom
badaboom badaboom for your son
badaboom badaboom run run run

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rock around the clock tonight
we'll have some fun in the fading light
 

the chicks are free and the napalm's bright

you can trust me I'm certified
I'm god and my words are divine

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do as I say and not as I do

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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of ad nauseam

(vomit)

Left right left right left
Right left right left right

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badaboom badaboom one by one
badaboom badaboom go the guns
badaboom badaboom fun fun fun

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It's a shame you can't see

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Dummy

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You and me in perfect harmony
watch as we enthrall
I will spout words of debauchery
and I will take the fall
look at me it's very plain to see
his lips don't move at all
and through the magic of ventriloquy
life becomes the doll

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we're the same in very many ways
wooden to the core
throwing voices can seem quite deranged
I'm his puppet whore
and all I hear are foul obscenities
spewing from your jaw
I will take your grubby little hand
and nail it to the floor

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wahwahwah wahwahwah
comedy tradgedy
wahwahwah wahwahwah
the hollow mahogany
wahwahwah wahwahwah
a perverted bigamy
wahwahwah wahwahwah
has splintered my brain

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you and me in perfect harmony
watch as we enthrall
I will spout words of debauchery
and I will take the fall

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lalalala lalalalala lalalalala

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wahwahwah wahwahwah
comedy tradgedy
wahwahwah wahwahwah
the hollow mahogany
wahwahwah wahwahwah
a perverted bigamy
take your hand out of me
sever the vein











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